"Crocket Bernet" (crocketbernet)
06/11/2014 at 11:09 • Filed to: Morning Commute
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"Crocket Bernet" (crocketbernet)
06/11/2014 at 11:09 • Filed to: Morning Commute | 3
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With a balding fat middle aged man in a traffic jam.
He cut me off in the traffic jam (like no signal) so I slam the breaks and give the horn a good 2 second honk (the "fuck you honk" as I call it). He then proceeded to cut off the guy in the lane next to me, this guy also honked. So I proceed to drive by and give him my best "you're a shit head face". Then he pulls up next to me and starts babbling about how he going to kick my "punk" ass. And like any tired decently angry person would do, I decided to insult him and get out of my car and tell him to come kick my ass if he's such a tough guy. So basically at this point he probably figured out that he was kind of out of shape for the fight and drove off with two wheels in the grass.
I'm still pretty angry oppo and although I'm very sure this could have been handled better I'm glad that this happened just for the story. Also the moral of the story is to use your blinker.
ptak appreciates old racecars
> Crocket Bernet
06/11/2014 at 11:11 |
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In Poland we drop motherfuckers like that. ;)
CalzoneGolem
> ptak appreciates old racecars
06/11/2014 at 11:14 |
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Do you carry vodka in your car to bribe the police?
Party-vi
> Crocket Bernet
06/11/2014 at 11:14 |
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Last time a guy yelled at me like he did to you, I blew him a kiss. He went ape-shit crazy. Still the funniest thing you can do to someone who's mad at you.
UnderSTeerEnthusiast - Triumph Fanboy
> Crocket Bernet
06/11/2014 at 11:15 |
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Too bad you weren't in Russia. Then it would have culminated into a fight. You'd also have the dashcam video to prove it.
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ptak appreciates old racecars
> CalzoneGolem
06/11/2014 at 11:16 |
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No, potatoes. They make their own.
thebigbossyboss
> Party-vi
06/11/2014 at 11:17 |
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Oh yeah. If I was raging at someone and they blew me a kiss I'd blow a gasket.
Voice of C. Montgomery Burns
> Party-vi
06/11/2014 at 11:17 |
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Blow a kiss, give him the finger with a smile, I endorse both.
surgesilk
> Crocket Bernet
06/11/2014 at 11:20 |
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The moral should be: Never get out of your car to confront a crazy man.
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CalzoneGolem
> ptak appreciates old racecars
06/11/2014 at 11:20 |
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I spent a summer partying with some Poles at a summer camp in the states. They were the craziest fuckers. One guy told me he always had a bottle of vodka in his car to give to police.
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ptak appreciates old racecars
> CalzoneGolem
06/11/2014 at 11:31 |
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That sounds about right. Depends where you're traveling, though. Wine or beer might suit American cops more.
jariten1781
> Crocket Bernet
06/11/2014 at 11:31 |
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I had a friend get out of his car in a traffic jam to confront a douche who threatened to kick his ass for something or other. Douche brandished pistol. Friend got back in car. Last person you want to confront is someone acting irrationally.
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Party-vi
> Voice of C. Montgomery Burns
06/11/2014 at 11:32 |
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Also, jerk-off hand motions work as well.
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CalzoneGolem
> ptak appreciates old racecars
06/11/2014 at 11:39 |
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I'm pretty sure offering wine or beer to an American cop would get you arrested.
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ptak appreciates old racecars
> CalzoneGolem
06/11/2014 at 11:41 |
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Really? Why? Disguise it as a friendly gesture.
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CalzoneGolem
> ptak appreciates old racecars
06/11/2014 at 11:42 |
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I dunno. Every cop I've ever met likes to drink you'd think it would go over well.
Meatcoma
> Crocket Bernet
06/11/2014 at 12:14 |
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I've always stood by a rule. If you are going to tell someone you are going to kick their ass, you damn well better be ready to.
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ptak appreciates old racecars
> CalzoneGolem
06/11/2014 at 13:17 |
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They'd probably take it and fine you anyways
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CalzoneGolem
> ptak appreciates old racecars
06/11/2014 at 13:21 |
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Right and here's some extra punishment for trying to bribe me!
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ptak appreciates old racecars
> CalzoneGolem
06/11/2014 at 13:26 |
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Where are the cops who find kids' stolen cats and rescue grandmothers' bicycles out of trees
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CalzoneGolem
> ptak appreciates old racecars
06/11/2014 at 13:34 |
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Those are firemen.
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ptak appreciates old racecars
> CalzoneGolem
06/11/2014 at 13:37 |
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That explains a lot.
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CalzoneGolem
> ptak appreciates old racecars
06/11/2014 at 13:40 |
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They'll probably happily accept your beer and not even try to arrest you once.
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ptak appreciates old racecars
> CalzoneGolem
06/11/2014 at 13:44 |
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At least they deserve it.